1. i-heart-hawkguy:

    dorkly:

    The Sims Career Ladder

    I laughed so hard I nearly peed

    (via alternativecheese)

     

  2. professional-bird:

    CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

    (Source: traceexcalibur, via alternativecheese)

     


  3. let me get this straight

    gingerhaze:

    leighway:

    at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents

    until he saw that harry was alive

    at which point he shouted

    image

    and ran back

    across the courtyard

    away from his parents

    to harry

    image

    (via alternativecheese)

     


  4. ddaanniieelleelluunna:

    Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

    (Source: 0ptimummm, via alternativecheese)

     

  5. mytechnicolourdreams:

    sibellahallward:

    Laura Benanti’s tweets: August edition

    Can we just have a show where Laura Bananti talks about stuff. No plot. Just her.

    (via alternativecheese)

     


    1. demon: i possessed you
    2. me: get the fuck out
    3. demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
    4. me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
     

  6. trohboy:

    Google asks the real questions: Fall Out Boy edition 

    (via alternativecheese)

     


  7. xwatchmerise:

    merosse:

    If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

    This is the best post I’ve ever read

    (via alternativecheese)

     

  8. some-wayward-daughter:

    dreamalittlebiggerdahling:

    heatherleighann:

    If you didn’t fall in love with Andrew Garfield in this scene you’re lying.

    If you didn’t fall in love with Emma Stone in this scene you’re lying.

    Andrew’s smile in this scene could create world peace

    (Source: notgoodwolf, via alternativecheese)

     


  9. back-that-sass-up:

    spyduck:

    rupindah:

    i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

    i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

    "Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
    "Sick dude what’s it called"
    "Monster truck gas fumes"
    "Niiiiiiiice"

    (via alternativecheese)